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Joke of the Day
"Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche? He was going through a midlife ISIS :("
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"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"
"""i like the little round slices of shitty hard bread in chex mix. that's actually my favorite part"" -a monster"
"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"
"A man tells his wife ""Here's your aspirin, my dear."" Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's fuck!"
"If I played Edward Scissor Hands in paper, rock, scissors every once in a while I'd throw a paper in there so he wouldn't feel too bad."
"So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars. I've been seeing shit for days."
"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."
"Why was 6 afraid of 5? Because 7 8 9"
"How do you count cows? With a cowculator"