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Joke of the Day

"If I played Edward Scissor Hands in paper, rock, scissors every once in a while I'd throw a paper in there so he wouldn't feel too bad."

"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."

"Did you hear about the escaped gang of Jamaican stabbers? Poky mon. Gotta catch em all."

"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."

"The doctors all doubted me. They all thought I couldn't do it. They said I couldn't fight them all at once and well, they were 100% right"

"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"

"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"

"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"

"All phones can be categorized into two groups You have the iPhones, then you have the good phones."

"Why did the hot dog vendor cry? He burned his wiener"