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Joke of the Day

"I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering."

"Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it."

"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."

"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."

"I keep having to remind myself that an ""oral history"" is not nearly as exciting as it sounds."

"Why is it so hot? I can just feel the sweat roll down kirstie alley's thighs"

"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"

"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."

"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet."