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Joke of the Day

"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"

"I think ""old media"" should rebrand themselves as ""cougar media"" to attract a younger male audience."

"If you're only 18, please don't post philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."

"If you need me I'll always be stuck behind the person who doesn't know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle."

"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."

"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."

"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."