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Joke of the Day

"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."

"Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public? Because she was a private tutor"

"I would tell a Sith joke... but I don't know if you like darth humor."

"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."

"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."

"I started dating an optometrist, but she left me... She just said she couldn't see me anymore."

"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."

"A guy goes to his doctor. The doctor says to him, ""You need to stop masturbating"". The patient says ""What? Why?"". The doctor replies ""So I can examine you"""

"How does Ice-Cube drink his milk? Straight Outta Carton."