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Joke of the Day
"Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped."
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"You may want to check out my new book on masturbation. It's called ""50 ways to love your lever"""
"My girlfriend left me I came home to find her packing her things. ""I just found out you're a pedophile"", she explained. So I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a twelve year old""."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"
"The Supreme Court is like regular court but with sour creme, guacamole and extra cheese."
"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"Why don't the blind bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors? Unhinged"
"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."
"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."