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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches..."
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"My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, ""Meow meow meow meow meow meow."" Dunno, think it's a little pretentious."
"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"
"In space they just call it ""Jam"""
"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"
"Never understood the desperation behind placing ur order in English at KFC/McD. Heard a guy practicing his order while sanding in the queue."
"a photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and he replies, ""no, I'm traveling light."""
"Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her."
"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."