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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."

"I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style."

"How do you get a Baby to Stop crying? You Beat it with a brick"

"Why did the Jews hate the holocaust? Because it ""caust"" them 6 million."

"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"

"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"

"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"

"As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters ..until I realised they weren't to scale."

"What did one candle say to the other Will you go out with me tonight?"

"[At make-up counter] But does this lipstick come off of a taint?"