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Joke of the Day

"A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana. ""How high are you?"" He asks. ""No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"""

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"What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato"
"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""
"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."
"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."
"whips out Motorola razr and texts mom ""drive me to hot topic or none of my friends will love me"""
"My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely"
"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."
"2 prostitutes are standing on a corner One looks to the other and says ""you ever been picked up by the fuzz"" The other says ""No, but I have been swung around by the tits"""