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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"A man tells his wife ""Here's your aspirin, my dear."" Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's fuck!"

"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."

"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"

"Somebody called me pretentious today... I almost choked on my chai latte."

"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"

"Why is the bicycle unable to stay up? Because it is two-tired!!!!"

"(NSFW) How much cum does a gay guy have? A buttload"

"""Take Your Child to Work Day"" must be awkward at the dildo factory."

"We all know how women can fake orgasms, but do you know how a man does? He moans, shakes, and spits on your back."