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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if my son's packed lunch tastes like the flavorless chore that it is."
Next Joke
"I finally understood handling printers. LOL"
"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."
"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."
"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"
"What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep."
"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"
"Two deer at a gay bar Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns and says to the other, ""I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."""
"I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in."
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."