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Joke of the Day
"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia."
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"What do you call people who don't repost jokes? liars"
"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"Three monkeys walk into a bar... I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore."
"Another Santa-Banta Joke During sex ,Santa suddenly stops & remains motionless.... Wife: What the hell are you doing? Santa: I have seen this on youtube... Its called BUFFERING"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
"When I was a kid there were reports of alligators in the sewers that would come up through toilets. It turned out to be a croc of shit."
"Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment? His wife didn't want a threesome."