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Joke of the Day
"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."
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"SCORE! Some girl on my friends list asked me to meet her for drinks tonight! All I need to do is hit the ATM and lose 70 lbs by 8 O'Clock."
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"
"I'm not homophobic, I love my house!"
"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"Who built King Arthur's round table? *Sir Cumference*"
"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"
"Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll ""Let it go! Let it go!"" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew."
"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""
"Best joke for Americans. My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American."