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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"
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"A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday... and now it's just Lion there."
"Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!"
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"Just trimming my nose hair and drinking a soy latte. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta."
"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."
"Why was the divorce lawyer pro-gay marriage? Because any marriage is good for business!"
"Girl, you look like trash. Can I take you out?"
"*spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*"
"How do you know if someone is a vegetarian? He is going to tell you."