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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad I punched that guy, but he shouldn't get so close to my punching bag. I should stop leaving my punching bag by my office door."

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."

"I guess you can say Eagles of Death Metal's fanbase is really blowing up.."

"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."

"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"

"[job interview] Him: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm very independent. Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: Tell him, Mom. Mom: He is!"

"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."

"What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral? One less drunk."

"How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking"

"Waiter, ""Welcome to red lobster, I'm your seafood expert."" me- ""did you know octopuses have a beak?"" W-""no"" Me- ""who's the expert now?"""