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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer."
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"When Mr Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed."
"What has two legs and is bleeding all over the fucking rug? Half a dog"
"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."
"A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"Me, age 18: I'll be a homeowner by the time I'm in my 30s Me, in my 30s: I own a single pair of matching socks"
"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."
"Where do military chaplains buy their regalia? At the army surplice store."
"""To be and not to be"" ~ Schrodinger's Hamlet"