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Joke of the Day
"Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children."
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"How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin? You have to take the Third Reich."
"Show me a cannibal who gets sick on missionary stew... ...and I'll show you that you can't keep a good man down!"
"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."
"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer? One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'"
"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."
"[Getting waterboarded] ""Um, sir the subject isn't responding to interrogation, he's just getting bigger"" [Me, a sponge] ""MwahahaHAHAHAA"""
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!"
"Cruz picked Fiorina as his running mate. She probably gives better head than Kasich."