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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough"
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"I'm the kind of guy who would feel morally obligated to eat what I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"
"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."
"This whole Target credit card theft is a real nightmare For this reason, I only buy stuff with credit cards I find in lost wallets."
"INTERVIEWER: Do you have any hidden talents? ME: I taught myself how to play piano INTERVIEWER: By ear? ME: No, just with my hands"
"what does one do on the fine summers day when the toothbacks all say tooth?"
"I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out."
"I was really missing school But I collected myself, took a few deep breaths, focused, reloaded my gun, and started nailing the little bastards."