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"Why did the guitar teacher go to jail? He fingered a minor"
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"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later."
"I had to make a sign for the International Haiku club: International Haiku appreciation Conference meeting"
"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."
"[hamster construction site] ""Colin, you seen Dave?"" I left him manning the concrete mixer ""Oh no"" [cut to Dave having the time of his life]"
"Quitting smoking was the easiest thing I've ever done... I've done it hundreds of times."
"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."
"It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday... It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again."
"Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs? Because, they don't like Poles."