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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."

"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"

"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny No one knows what it's like to not walk a mile in their shoes."

"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""

"Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files? I heard they got a lot of stretch marks."

"Horror Stories by R. U. Scared"

"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""

"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."

"What do you call a pirate that sells things? A sailor."