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Joke of the Day

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll"

"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"

"what was Hitler's favourite drink? mountain dew"

"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."

"How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ""You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"""

"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"

"What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump? Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare."

"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."

"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"

"Relationship status: My neighbour/girlfriend was kidnapped but she's ok now, I was caught."