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Joke of the Day
"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."
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"I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet... ...I just need to learn how to change the polarity."
"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "
"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
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"Well... the Earth just rotated 360 degrees on its axis. Let's call it a day."
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"What's The Difference Between a Redditor and a Calender? A Redditor is a living breathing human being, and a Calender is an inanimate object."
"My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!"