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"My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!"
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"THINGS CHICKS DIG: 1. Popcorn 2. Puppy dogs 3. I can't think of anything else, I'm very bad with women."
"Q) I have ten arms, eight legs and 22 feet. what am I? A) A liar."
"Super Mario Brothers left me with highly unrealistic expectations of how exciting a career in plumbing would be."
"What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up."
"Unlike Rick Astley, this tweet is likely to let you down."
"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"
"The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work."
"Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 always follows 6!"