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Joke of the Day

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."

"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"

"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""

"A good coffee table book would be photos of U.S. Presidents' orgasm faces."

"The lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life,"" but john came fifth and won a toaster."

"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."

"How can you find a fag in a newspaper? It's not hard."

"Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook? Because he only had followers. Not friends."

"What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""