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Joke of the Day

"Well... the Earth just rotated 360 degrees on its axis. Let's call it a day."

"I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty."

"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."

"So last night I had a stroke of genius. Two nights ago I named my penis Genius."

"I just opened an Easy Bake Oven restaurant. Please call your order in, 17 hours prior to your arrival."

"Husband: Have you lost weight? Me: About 10 lbs H: Who you trying to look good for? *wink M: You don't know him. He's on Twitter..."

"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"

"Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries."