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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."
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"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"
"Paranoid? Nope. I'm just trying not to crash in case someone has replaced the airbag in my car with a boxing glove on a spring."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect."
"That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting."
"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."
"Honey, I gained weight to prevent women from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."
"I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is."
"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"