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Joke of the Day

"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""

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"The Lizard Child : Funny Youtube Videos"
"[gets on Facebook] [types ""you pushed me away but expected me to stay""] [everyone nods, this is considered extremely good shit on there]"
"Me: Make sure Jnr. gets straight A's...[slides envelope] Teacher: Is this what I think it is? Me:[nods] You can use it to send letters & stuff"
"Game of Thrones The only porn you DO watch for the plot"
"Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space."
"My friend David had his id stolen. I just call him Dav."
"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"
"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"