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"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"

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"Positive people are less of a person They are missing electrons."
"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."
"I like my women like I like my scotch... Twelve years old and mixed with coke."
"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"
"How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay? I got the f out of the way."
"Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here."
"Two fish are sitting in a tank And one turns to the other, bewildered, and says ""Do you have any idea how to drive this thing?"""
"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"
"Hey, are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my penis is Dublin"