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Joke of the Day

"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"

"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"

"If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands."

"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."

"I tried to catch some fog But I mist."

"Did you know that Mark Zuckerberg and the guy who played the blue Power Ranger are cousins? Just not to each other. But they are cousins."

"You know what I hate about abortion clinics.. They really suck the life out of you."

"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"

"Whats the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad didnt cry when I fucked him in the ass."

"A pirate walks into a bar... Ouch."