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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my scotch... Twelve years old and mixed with coke."
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"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."
"Why is the apostrophe always near an ""s""? Because it is possessive"
"what's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years the job still sucks."
"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for half that?!"
"Find out this one weird trick fishermen use. Click bait."
"How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy? I'll let you know when I find out..."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this."
"I flashed my BIOS... ... and got arrested for indecent exposure."