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Joke of the Day

"I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid Every time she opens her legs a light comes on."

"From my 6yo Me (after having taught her subtraction): ""So, what's the difference between 10 and 5?"" ""They're just two different numbers!"""

"What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up? Garry Oldman."

"Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn"

"HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are."

"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."

"If you are living your life without giving an ""f"", You are living a li[ ]e."

"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"

"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."

"I wish I had an old Asian man for a pet. That way I could name it ""Old Yeller"""