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Joke of the Day
"My friend said to me ""people do not change"" I told him to empty his pockets."
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"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."
"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."
"Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? Princess Arielephant"
"Twitter handles are what would happen if the DMV let everyone put whatever they wanted on their license plates."
"[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate"
"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""
"What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose"
"Is your dad's name Craftsman? Because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace"
"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"