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Joke of the Day
"How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb? More than three, I still can't reach it."
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"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
"When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days."
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"
"What happens when you cross the band ""The Knack"" and a bottle of Corona? A song called ""My Corona"""
"MOOF What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth."
"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""
"A boy asks his father, ""Where's the big storm going?"" The father replies, ""Miami."" The son says, ""Is your Ami going to be ok?"""