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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A: A Dairy Heir."
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"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."
"What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton."
"I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet."
"Did you hear Clinton has a girlfriend? ...they think Bill might have one too."
"The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don't believe in Santa 3. You dress up like Santa 4. You look like Santa"
"I overheard a super skinny girl say that she sometimes forgets to eat. So naturally I licked her face to see if it was contagious"
"What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"A joke to keep with the fasting theme A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, ""I haven't eaten in three days!"" Her: ""Force yourself"""