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Joke of the Day

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear? It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"

"I am so smart and good at arguments.. I am so smart and good at arguments, that in the end I end up beating myself!"

"Ain't therapy great? He yawns, but doesn't seem bored, If you think of his bill, you are poor, If you're feeling blue, and want to get screwed, ""The Rapist"" -it's there on his door."

"I NEED JOKES ABOUT TREES Don't ask questions, I just really need non-offensive tree jokes and fast! Thank you for your help!!!"

"People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?"

"What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not? North Koreans have no Seoul."

"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."

"I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist."