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"These boots. Were made. For Walken."
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"M R Ducks Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks! My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up."
"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"
"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."
"She said: ""I want to have your children."" . Me: ""They'll be on the first bus in the morning."""
"What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice? A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!"
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through he won't be going to school."
"Exits public bathroom stall Makes eye contact with the person next in line Mouths: ""I'm so sorry"""
"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."