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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby."

"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"

"I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said ""yes"" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before."

"Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly."

"What's 13 inches long, stiff, and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib-death"

"What is Hitler's favourite type of music? Reich n' Roll"

"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"

"What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer? 13 blackberries and 5 apples"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."