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Joke of the Day

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"

"What is the difference between catholic priest and acne? An acne doesn't come on boy's face until he's 13."

"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."

"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."

"If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit sir. Our chef used to be a tailor."

"What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry I'm a waiter not a veterinarian."

"Hey, did you ever get that job you talked about for weeks then abruptly stopped mentioning?"