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Joke of the Day

"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."

"I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal."

"I painted my PC black to make it run faster Now it doesn't work"

"""I made bank today."" - Inarticulate Construction Worker"

"What is a girl pirate hookers worst nightmare? (NSFW) Riding on a bunch of different ships, but never getting any seamen."

"joke of the day A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""

"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"

"If you're Canadian before you enter the bathroom, and American when you leave, what are you inside? European!"