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Joke of the Day

"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"

"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"

"What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp? Well, that was an unexpected twist!"

"What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain? A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."

"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"

"""Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!"" means ""I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."""

"The other day, a wizard offered to turn me into a cat. The suggestion gave me pause."

"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""

"HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes"

"Darth Vader The first black guy to admit he's a father"