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Joke of the Day

"Hey boobs, keep up the good work!"

"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? I see dead people."

"Why did the muscle miss class? ...because it wasn't a-tendon!"

"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"

"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"

"""Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"" -I remind myself as I flirt with the fire extinguisher I've mistaken for a cute guy"

"""It's a boy! "" Frank exclaimed. ""It's a boy!"" And he never visited Bangkok ever again."

"If you every lose a friend that party's a lot don't worry... They'll eventually turn up"

"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"