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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."

"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."

"""At least 2017 can't be any worse than 2016"" Narrator: ""This is the most incorrect anyone has ever been"""

"Not now kids. Mom is racing her rubber duckies in the bathtub and this time I really think Javier is going to win."

"If you are living your life without giving an ""f"", You are living a li[ ]e."

"TIL: In the 60's people started a music festival before Woodstock in Alabama. It's called ""Burning Church"""

"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"

"Why don't witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!"

"Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish."