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Joke of the Day

"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"

"What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."

"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""

"Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation? Even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it."

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Courtesy of Ben Morehead of the Goulet Pen team."

"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"

"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."

"I just rolled a joint... Now my ankle hurts Edit: You did not expect that!"

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