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Joke of the Day
"Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom."
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"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"
"The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it."
"What do you call 16 white girls in a room? One whole Cherokee"
"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."
"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."
"What's the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws."
"Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock"
"Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea."