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Joke of the Day
"What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs? Sperm banks."
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"What is 6.9? A really good time ruined by a period."
"If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions."
"Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size? The Ns justify the means."
"I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs... ...dark and full of hoes"
"Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing."
"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."
"I drink because I care. About me. And drinks."
"What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities"
"I hate math.. I'll give you a number of reasons why!"