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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"
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"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."
"I've got a new job in a biscuit factory. So far I've made a packet."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."
"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"
"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."
"The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite."
"What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter? Cairo-practor."
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."