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Joke of the Day
"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""
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"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."
"Two blondes are found frozen to death at a drive-in theater. They were watching ""Closed for the Winter."""
"It's so cold outside. I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"I like my coffee how I like my women... So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."
"- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!"
"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
"If acne on your back is ""back-ne""... Then what is acne on your knee called?"