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Joke of the Day

"Saw a standup duo last night. One totally died on stage. The other killed. Actually, now I think about it, it might have been a cage fight."

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out."

"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."

"Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled? Some believed that there was a cheetah among them."

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar."

"What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW? A redneck's trigger actually does something"

"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."

"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."