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Joke of the Day

"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"

"I took a photo while my plane was landing and got arrested... Apparently, its in-descent exposure."

"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."

"Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are."

"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."

"My wife and I play this fun game at home where one of us says, ""Could you watch the kids for a minute?"" and runs."

"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"

"This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud."

"I made the Earth move for the last girl I had sex with. And then I moved it back to the hole I had buried her in."