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Joke of the Day
"What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him? Dyson."
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"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"
"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"
"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"
"I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"""
"Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years."
"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""
"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."
"This year for Lent, I'm giving up"
"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"