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Joke of the Day
"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"
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"What are you doing tonight? Your wife."
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"What's long and hard on a black man? The first grade."
"I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell."
"When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That's why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson."
"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"
"I was arrested yesterday for stealing eggs. I could've sworn they were free range."
"The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas."