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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""

"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."

"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"

"Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally Hitler"

"So Tim Tebow just hit a home run in his first professional at bat But he had no idea what to do once he got to third base."

"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the indians kept coming and coming..."

"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."

"Great jokes are like miscarriage. They never get old."

"I'll make the punchline, you create the set-up. And that's how I found out... what toxic shock means."